Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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