That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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