Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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