how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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