whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So. Much. Porn.
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