she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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