Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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