I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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