Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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