my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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