found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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