i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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