So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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