Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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