this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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