You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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