I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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