Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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