Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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