i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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