How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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