On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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