We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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