guys are only as good as the porn they watch
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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