I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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