would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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