yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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