The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
