I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
why is half of my head shaved?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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