he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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