ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize