You can't motorboat a personality
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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