escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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