Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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