on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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