I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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