How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize