Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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