I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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