she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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