They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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