No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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