If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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