so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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