Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
