i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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