So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Couch. On fire.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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