Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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