I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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