Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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