Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
