The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Oh god it's open bar.
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