using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
