Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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